Philadelphia, PA – Hear Ye Hear Ye! Today, Wake Coffee announced a partnership with Mr. Checkout Distributors. The new relationship between the two companies will allow Wake Coffee to grow nationwide in an effort to meet the demand of coffee drinkers in every corner of America, and you know how we Americans love our java! “We are focused on building the best possible coffee brand by roasting the highest quality coffee and working with the most experienced people in distribution to expand our offerings nationwide. We are extremely confident that Mr. Checkout will help us achieve these goals and more,” said co-founder Alec Satterly.
Wake strongly encourages retailers to order a case (or truck load!) of the three offering; one at a time to reduce the amount of time that coffee grinds sit on the shelf. By shipping coffee weekly versus bi-weekly or monthly, like many other brands, Wake customers are guaranteed a fresh cup of coffee each and every time.
Wake is offering three flagship blends for retailers: Light Roast, Medium Roast, and Dark Roast.
Don’t let the word “light” confuse you. This Bad Larry right here packs a punch. Like, imagine you are Joe Fraizer and you’re getting pummeled by Ali. He is on top of you, knocking the living shit out of you. In this fantasy, though, getting punched by Ali wakes you up and invigorates you. Oh, you lost 12 straight rounds to Ali? Doesn’t even matter, because this coffee sets you up with enough energy to get pounded by Ali another 40 rounds. Such is life, eh? Drink up, fellas, this is going to be a long fight.
Origin: Harrar (Africa) Processing: Natural Elevation: 1,500 – 2,200m Varieties: Heirloom
Whoever told you that breakfast is the most important meal of the day clearly hasn’t had our Medium Roast. You really think you’re going to get through that 9 a.m. meeting with your idiot boss on a little egg white omelette? Forget that noise. Slug down a cup of this brew and you won’t care what what your 9 a.m. meeting brings! Your boss could ask you to strip down and do the Macarena in the middle of the street and you’ll happily do it.
Single Origin: Papua New Guinea Roast: Medium Process: Washed
The great Salt-n-Pepa once said, “don’t know how you do the voodoo that you do, so well it’s a spell.” Whether they wrote those lyrics for our Dark Roast, may be up for debate, but we are here to tell you that one sip of our Dark Roast and you’ll be under a spell! This chocolate, smokey and spiced flavored dark roast coffee will have you busting funky lyrics day and night. Grown high upon the mountains of the Antigua District of Guatemala, this shit is tight, yo.
Single Origin: Guatemala Antigua Roast: Dark Process: Washed
By offering one blend per roast, customers can discover their favorites easily and continue drinking their choice of roast. (Spoiler alert. They’ll all be your favorite.” Additionally, with each season, the origin of our coffee beans will change, giving Wake customers a chance to taste different varieties of coffee from across the globe. (Yeah, Buddy! More favorites to add to your coffee stockpile!)
Wake Coffee is a high-tech coffee roaster based out of Philadelphia. (Rocky loves the coffee) Their mission is to leverage technology and deliver the freshest coffee possible to people all over the world. All orders are shipped within six hours of roasting to ensure a fresh cup of coffee, every time. (Jetson’s style, bro!) The founders of Wake Coffee come from a technical background, working in the IT industry.